ICE HOCKEY
Professional ice hockey is
an ideal way for the entire family to keep fit.
There's something for everyone:
the kids
will love participating in a loose, freewheeling
sport where everybody makes the play-offs and
the only activity that is a specifically
prohibited is selling narcotics to your
opponents on the ice;
Dad will
appreciate the fact that he's improving his
cardiovascular efficiency while at the same time
fleeing large vicious toothless stick-wielding
men whose frontal lobes have been battered into
prune-sized masses of scar tissue; and
Mom will
be pleased to learn that many of the players
come from Canada, so she'll have a chance
to "brush up" on several of her
French phrases as Arretez vous! Je suis une
femme! C'est ma balle d'oeill
("Stop! I am a woman! That is my
eyeball!")
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