FEMININE HYGIENE
At one time, this important
subject would have been considered "too
delicate" to be discussed openly, but all
that has changed, thanks to fine people who sell
vaginal deodorants via television commercials
featuring two good friends having a 'frank
discussion':
DEBBIE (hesitantly): Sue, may I ask
you something?
SUE: Sure, Debbie: What
is it?
DEBBIE: Sue, are you aware that for
the past seven years, including at formal
affairs such as funerals, you've been
emitting an aroma that would fell a buffalo at
90 feet?
SUE (frowning
slightly): Why no, Debbie, I didn't know!
Perhaps that is why I have remained a housewife,
rather than winning the Nobel Prize for
Physics!
DEBBIE: Why not try this?
SUE (examining the label
thoughtfully): New Improved Crotch Bouquet. By
golly, I'll try it!
DEBBIE: Not
here, for God's sake!
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