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PAYING FOR YOUR HOSPITAL TREATMENT

Always examine your hospital bill closely. It should look like this:

  • Aspirin tablet
$11.05
  • Little Dixie cup for water to wash Aspirin tablet down with
6.80
  • Water
31.80
  • Removal of childproof cap from aspirin bottle (Dr.Viewfinder).
460.00
  • Removal of little tuft of cotton from aspirin bottle (Dr. Beaner).
385.00
  • CAT scan from when Dr. Spinnaker thought he might have heard a little whistling noise in the patient's chest that was probably nothing but You Always Want to Be Sure about These Things
87,354.50
  • Consultation among Dr. Spinnaker Dr. Viewfinder, Dr. Beaner, Dr. Whelk, Dr. Pilsner, and Dr. Frack while they were peeing (perDoctor)
275.00
  • Also Dr. Whelk mentioned it to Dr. Hogworth at the polo match.
340.00
  • Gratuity
85.00

If after examining the bill carefully, you feel satisfied that all the amounts are lined up neatly on the right-hand side, you should submit it to your insurance company, which will, without even looking at it, send it back to you with a testy note telling you that you filled out the forms all wrong, This will give you time to sell your house and children to raise the cash you’ll need for when you finally get everything filled out right and the insurance company notifies you that the only thing you’re actually covered for is 60 percent of the Dixie cup.

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