At one time, this important
subject would have been considered "too
delicate" to be discussed openly, but all
that has changed, thanks to fine people who sell
vaginal deodorants via television commercials
featuring two good friends having a 'frank
DEBBIE (hesitantly): Sue, may I ask
SUE: Sure, Debbie: What
DEBBIE: Sue, are you aware that for
the past seven years, including at formal
affairs such as funerals, you've been
emitting an aroma that would fell a buffalo at
slightly): Why no, Debbie, I didn't know!
Perhaps that is why I have remained a housewife,
rather than winning the Nobel Prize for
DEBBIE: Why not try this?
SUE (examining the label
thoughtfully): New Improved Crotch Bouquet. By
golly, I'll try it!
here, for God's sake!